From the Desk of
The National
Sparks Department
Welcome. You’re probably wondering what you’re doing here. Let’s just say that divine intervention has identified you as an advanced enthusiast of relaxation and good times, and there’s something we desperately need to talk with you about: you’re doing Mondays wrong.
For decades, the propaganda machine of corporate situation comedies and orange cats have disparaged Mondays into the ground. Why!? It’s a beautiful beginning to a new week, every week. It’s an introduction to what could be the best seven days of your life. It’s a time for you to reflect on the reckless abandon of your weekend, if not an extension of your weekend in and of itself. That’s where the National Sparks Department comes in.
With our resources, you can break free from the shackles of your job, unlearning the punishing stigma around this glorious respite. We will provide you with the tools you need to enjoy this day, especially under the canopy of Mother Earth and her natural wonders. And if for some insane reason you’re still stuck at work on a Monday, we can show you how to have fun there too. So come with us, and experience… The Monday Merries™.
